Monthly archives for January, 2010
Written by FREE GAME: I’m OK – A Murder Simulator
I’m OK: A Murder Simulator was created by “three alcoholics and a foreign exchange student” in response to a “ modest video game proposal” issued in late-2005 by activist attorney Jack Thompson, known for his crusades against sex and violence in entertainment, including computer and video game content in the wake of school shootings and the GTA: San Andreas “Hot Coffee” controversy. This challenge dared computer game producers to release a game following a “script” he outlined, in which the grieving father of a child killed by a computer gamer takes vengeance by murdering many people connected with the gaming industry in a brutal manner.
When it was released, Jack took noticed and shut the original website down. It is however still up for download on on of the creator’s sites.
This game includes:
- Shooting People In the Face
- Throwing Machetes at People
- Rocket Launchers
- Pissing on the brains of your enemies exploded head (required to complete certain levels)
FAST FORWARD TO 1:40 FOR ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
Written by FREE GAME: Cave Story
The game puts you in the shoes of an amnesiac soldier as he tries to escape the caverns of a flying island while aiding lagomorphic creatures called mimigas. Along the way, he acquires a formidable arsenal and meets a colorful cast of enemies and allies. Energy capsules hidden throughout the island will improve his durability, while weapon energy dropped by enemies can be collected to increase the effectiveness of his armaments. If you are a fan of Metroid or Castlevania or side-scrolling shooter/platformers this game has your name written all over it.
NOTE: This game is best played with a game controller. After install find Cave Story in your start menu and there should be a setup program to setup your gamepad buttons and whether you want the game to run fullscreen or in a window.
- Download it HERE
FREE GAME: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden (Post Apocalyptic Basketball RPG)
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the “B-Ballnacht”. Thousands upon thousands of the world’s greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the “Verboten Jam”…
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe… just maybe… redeem basketball once and for all in:
Tales of Game’s Studios Presents – Chef Boyardee’s Barkley, Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
- Download it HERE
