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Written by Sleeping Dumpster Occupant Disposed Of
Billings Gazette | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III
“The body was discovered by the driver in the hopper of the large turquoise sanitation truck. The injuries were consistent with what could happen “with the operation of the waste management vehicle…” Berry said the victim was found “partially in a sleeping bag” and may have been using a large metal dumpster for shelter overnight.”
UCLA Chem Student’s Throat Slashed
Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: Stabby Damon
“The attack took place between class sessions in an organic chemistry lab. The undergraduate-level lab enrolls about a dozen students and is usually led by teaching assistants… “There was blood all over the place, so much blood where you thought, ‘Is she going to make it?’” Ahmed said. “People were panicking, they were in disbelief, saying, ‘How could this happen at UCLA?’”
